Planting

Cucumber

Planting Time
Cucumbers love the heat more than a hound dog loves a ham bone. Wait until all danger of frost has passed and that soil warms up good before planting. If you jump the gun, you’ll end up with more sad little sprouts than pickles in a jar. Plant them in late spring or early summer when the ground feels warm to the touch -that’s cucumber country right there.

Depth & Spacing
Plant cucumber seeds about one inch deep and around one foot apart if you’re doing rows. If you’re going vertical with trellises, you can squeeze ’em in a bit tighter. Leave about three feet between rows so you’ve got room to walk without squashing the vines like last year’s pumpkin pie.

Soil & Fertilization
Cucumbers like rich, well-drained soil that’s full of organic matter. Mix in compost or aged manure before planting, because these fellas are hungry growers. A balanced fertilizer with nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium will get those vines stretching faster than a coonhound chasing a rabbit.

Watering Needs
Cukes are thirstier than a cowboy in July. Give them about one inch of water a week – steady and even. Don’t flood ’em though, or they’ll sulk like a teenager at a family reunion. Drip irrigation works best to keep those leaves dry and healthy.

Sunlight Requirements

Full sun, no exceptions! Cucumbers need at least six to eight hours of good sunlight every day. The more sun they get, the happier they’ll be – and the more likely you’ll be bragging at the next backyard barbecue about your bumper crop of crisp, cool cucumbers.

Harvesting
Pick your cucumbers while they’re still young and tender – about six to eight inches long for slicers,or two to four inches if you’re doing pickling varieties. Don’t let them grow too big or they’ll turn as bitter as a jealous ex. Keep picking often, and the plants will keep producing.

Pests & Problems
Watch out for cucumber beetles and powdery mildew – those pests are like uninvited guests at a picnic. Use row covers early on and keep air flowing between plants to prevent fungus. Rotate your crops each season, and those bugs will have to hunt elsewhere for supper.

Captain Greenhouse Tip
If you’re growing cucumbers inside your Heavenly Hoop House, let those vines climb! Use a sturdy trellis or netting so the fruit hangs straight and clean. You’ll save space, keep the cukes off the dirt, and make harvest time easier than swiping the last biscuit at Sunday dinner.